“See, I’m still desirable even when I’m wearing nothing more than a potato sack and a haunting stare, picking apart your soul with each and every passing moment.”
“This lamp does not match the rest of the apartment, how many times do I have to say it?!?!!!”
“Oh, I didn’t see you there. Chahm-pahn-ya?”
“My hair is big, your argument is invalid.”
“In N Out sounds so sexy right now…”
(via Don’t they know who I am?: I, too, could not summon up 500 men. Here is my top 20)
“I can’t quit you.”
(via Slideshow PopUp)
“FUCKING WATERRRRRRRRR!!!!!”
(via Hayden Christensen - Photos of Hayden Christensen - sofeminine.co.uk)
“Hey, you gonna stop creepin’ in that corner and spoon me or what?”
“Yes, your observation is correct — this suit is from Men’s Warehouse!”
“Can we just smoke some weed and get naked already?”
